Guess where I went today!

PATIENT: "Doctor, doctor.., what's wrong with me?"
DOCTOR: "You're ugly."
PATIENT: "WHAT!? I demand a second opinion!"
DOCTOR: "Okay, " - he excuses himself for a second and returns - "The nurse thinks you're pretty..,"
PATIENT: "Oh wow! Really?"
DOCTOR: " Yeah - pretty ugly."

Anyway - I went to see the doctor today to find out the results of the EDG - or whatever they call it. The whole idea was to see what was wrong with my throat - not my gut. They ran the garden hose down into my stomach and took a biopsy as you may recall on an earlier post.

The biopsy revield I have a viral infection in my guts. Don't ask the name of this infection, because I don't not remember that many syllabables. So now I gotta take some medicine for about 14 days or else this viral infection could lead to ulcers. I tried to find out about the throat problem and the sucker talked over me, led me to the receptionist and ordered an appointment in 30 days - then left.

I was really insulted and majorly MAD at his avoidance of my question. I'm so angry after having to wait two weeks to get the results only to get answers to everything but what I came for.., I could have spit lead acid! I bit my tongue and didn't say a word and left the building. I was so angry had I of opened my mouth, I'd of said some things very un-Christian like things.

Looks like I will have to seek out an Ears, Nose and Throat specialist or something. My throat still feels like its closing in and now.., have a hard time swallowing certain foods. In that regard its gotten worse. I really need to find a better doctor. I guess I've hung with this one so long because there's rarely any long wait in getting seen. Oh well. Enough of my griping. Did I mention I hate doctors? No? Well... I hate doctors! There - I said it