Mysterious Crap Circles

Rooters, NY
- Ayi Benutz

Yes, a phenomenon known as Crap Circles has the world stunned. Designs made in fields made entirely of doodoo produce themselves overnight with no witnesses. One group claims it has magic powers, saying members feel nauseated, some faint, when standing in the epicenter of one said Crap Circle. Others think UFO's are responsible and are trying to send a message.

Furor arose as a small band of men said they were Crap Circle makers and accomplish this decorative/artistic stunt with special made Crap Scoopers. Some believers in extraterrestrials, hurled feces at the self acclaimed Crap Circle makers as a riot erupted. No arrests were made, but local stores report a record sales of antibacterial variety of bath soap.